One person.
You are one delightfully autonomous human.
AN UNNECESSARY INTERNET EXPERIMENT
ONE MILLION
BAD DECISIONS.
One million people. At least one dollar each. No charity. No emergency. No sob story. Just free will.
CLAIM First time claiming after payment.
RETRIEVE Already claimed? Recover your existing number.
HOW TO CLAIM
Supported already? Come back with the email you used at checkout or the transaction ID from your receipt to claim your Murphy Number.
Ko-fi: Use the checkout email or Ko-fi transaction ID from your receipt.
PayPal: Enter the email used to pay and the Transaction ID from PayPal → Activity → select payment. We verify it automatically when PayPal can confirm it; otherwise it goes to manual review.
THE ENTIRE PITCH
At least $1.
Give more if you've truly abandoned reason. One dollar gets you in.
Get your number.
Every participant gets a unique place in internet history.
YOU'RE AN ADULT.
You're allowed to make
bad decisions.
Pay with your preferred method, then return with the checkout email or transaction ID from your receipt to unlock your Murphy Number.
THE FINE PRINT, MINUS THE TINY FONT
This is exactly what it looks like.
Murphy's Million is not a charity, investment, raffle, emergency fund or purchase. Contributions are voluntary and do not promise goods, returns, prizes or financial benefit.
Your email and, for PayPal claims, Transaction ID are stored only to issue and recover your unique Murphy Number and prevent duplicate claims. They are never shown publicly. Contributions should be treated as non-refundable unless the payment platform requires otherwise.
NO CHARITY · NO EMERGENCY · NO INVESTMENT · NO SOB STORY